Jim Classic:
I asked him if he had seen the lastest Alien movie
"No"
"Well did you finally get to see the Final Destination DVD I lent you"
"No"
"I thought you didn't do much on the weekend!"
"Well, I have this thing....called a LIFE!"
Well played Jim, well played.
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Probably my Fave Castle scene:
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Too good not to be shown:
What is a SHART?
Another Jim classic:
When a discussion was underway about "being too familiar with someone"
"Yeah...'he has a mole on his left testicle' would be an example"
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I was "appreciating" a beautiful woman's outfit at work, I said to a co worker "She's wearing
a nice outfit don't you think?"
Her reply:
"Yeah, she's lovely, lovely figure, personality, face.....BITCH"
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Another Jimbo classic
"Man it smells like Chinese in here"
"Don't even think of saying it Jimbo"
then we hear Jim trying to...well he makes this noise that's half grunt/laugh.
It's really bad that I think the same thing that Jim does, which means my fall from normal society is now complete
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Jimbo's advice to the guys living alone
"Shit, no food in the fridge, can't be bothered going out, wait...Coco Pops? Yeah that works"
*I replied, you can always have cornbeef and eggs for dinner*
"Yeah, but that involves cooking, Coco Pops can be eaten with or without milk, depending on your mood"
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"Oh, you don't want to say anything infront of the W-H-O-R-E?"
"You know I can spell"
"Oh, of course, anyway..wait...isn't that Charlie Sheen over there?"
"Where!"
Las Vegas
"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly!"
Bob Marley
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"Did you recommend me for this case, because I'm Fa-, Fah-, Fff...because I'm large?"
"Oh he must be Canadian"
"Yay, thank heavens for our neighbours to the south!"
Drop Dead Diva
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"Keep Stroking that Wall!"
"You can't out run me..I'm Black!"
Get Him To The Greek
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"WWVMD!"
"That's right....What Would Vic Mackey Do?"
"Okay..he'd plant some evidence and coerce a confession!"
WEEDS
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"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"
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“Does the hippy hippy shake...”
“Who sang that KB?”
“Crash Craddick 1970”
...“Thought it was a drink!”
Part of commentary overheard in a Dogs V Cats AFL game.
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“You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow”
Jack Black
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"Alma and Jerry, Alma and Jerry"
"What are you jealous?"
"But really! How come he's always the one with you in the movies? It's always him".
"Well Jerry said that you complained about, you know..."
"That is a dirty lie, I never said a word about your moustache"
Be Kind Rewind.
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“It’s bad luck to be superstitious...”
Commentator - Hopman Cup
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“You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!”
SUPERBAD
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James Russell: Don’t say anything about my fiancÈe’s weight. She’s sensitive.
Franklin Hatchett: Man you must have one of them fat assed, Taco Bell, McDonalds eatin’ big booty-assed girls.
Franklin Hatchett: You’re phat.
Grace Cipriani: Excuse me?
Franklin Hatchett: You’re phat. P-H-A-T. Pretty Hot And Tempting.
MONEY TALKS
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ACE VENTRUA quotes:
"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle"
*Shotgun gets pointed at Ace*
"And a new pair of shorts".
"Spank you, Spank you very much Mr. Helpy Helperson...."
"Ventura!"
"Yes Satan? Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else..."
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes....just wait longer"
"Like a Glooooooooove!"
"That's not snowflake! That's not snowflake!"
"Your gun is digging into my hip...."
"Bumblebee Tuna, Bumblebee Tuna..."
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"Ben bounced to his feet. It was awesome to watch Ben Hanscom bounce".
IT
Stephen King
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Jimbo classics:
I was complaining about how some big/fat guys get the hot chicks. Jimbo's response "Chicks dig big guys!"
To which I protested "Hey, I"m big, how come I can't get a chick!"
"That's because you're ugly".
And after my comment of "Cripes that was quick" after looking at the time
"Yeah, that's what your girlfriend said last night...."
"She's like a chick version of me...with bigger boobs"
"But that means she's ugly like you"
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"If the gwali can get up there, we should be able"
"Beggin' Your Grace's pardon, but do you think you could swing through the trees like them too?"
Silverthorn
Ryath said "It is near time"
Arutha said: "What is the dragon speaking of?" He had seen so many wonders over the last
two years, the sight of a talking dragon was making no impression on him.
Darkness at Sethanon
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Adwin Quotes:
"I don't pay for shit man..."
"I remembered talking alot of shit when I was younger, so I thought it would be useful for when I
was working"
"All these bloody meetings, I just keep having lunch meetings and getting fat"
*I suggested eating a salad when ordering*
"Yeah, but that's kind of wimpy, eating a salad in front of doctors/clients"
*My response - doctors would understand...you're just being health conscious*
"Damn, man you're a bloody manager, with all these people reporting to you"
"No....that;s EXECUTIVE manager"
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